tori-the-awesome:

"Geoff drinks alllll the time he’s never sober lol."
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"Jack is fat and he’s the worst Achievement Hunter there is. he does nothing"
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"Ryan is fucking crazy and mad king 24/7 he probably rapes edgar"
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"Michael is just a giant asshole and he’s never nice. why does Lindsay even like him"
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"RAY. YOLO BLAZE IT GOIN CAKELESS ALL DAY LOLOLOL"
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"Gavin is such a fucking idiot. he’s isnt even smart."
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All these men are amazing and beautiful now shut up and appreciate em (/ʘ‿  ʘ\✿)

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

notevennice:

Happy 4/13 here’s me juggling on a giraffe unicycle.

that’s it that’s gamzee he is real

frecklesshake:

simmonsized:

tex doing something goofy and north calling her a “dork” and her head just whips around 180 degrees and she’s like “what the fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME”

north doing something goofy and tex calling him a “dork” and north just starts shaking his head and laughing and they end up happily wrestling and maybe trying to smooch each other and suddenly there’s like a pause and tex just looks at him “don’t EVER call me that”

ahyestheah:

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Being a criminal just isn’t as much fun when it kills your best friends, now is it Geoff U__U

omgt-r:

Am I the only one that wants to see a Princess Millie Minecraft Let’s Play where she’s commanding the Lads and the Gents to do her bidding?

  • me: what's your ethnicity
  • white: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name

captaiintucker:

tvckingtons:

i take it back i just want a freelancer pin-up poster

#washington in a crop top eating a banana  #north with purple and green handprints of paint on his torso  #holding out a rifle in each hand underneath the quote ‘i can handle two at a time’  #york literally just naked and grinning at the camera with his helmet over his groin  #479er working on her baby’s engines in a tank top and jeans  #with oil marks on her forehead and collarbones  #carolina in a sports bra and workout pants with her back to the camera  #looking over her shoulder just enough for the intensity of her expression to show through  #while the way her skin shines from her workout catches the muscles down her back  #texas facing the camera dead-on with one fist pressed into her other palm  #cracking her neck with a dangerous look in her eyes and a fuck-you-up smirk  #maine bench-pressing c.t.  #maybe while she looks bored and inspects a knife in her hands  #florida pulling himself out of a swimming pool or toweling himself off  #wyoming staring in a mirror with a towel around his neck while he fixes his mustache  #and finally south  #an accidental shot that the photographer was glad he caught  #south in a sports bra and short running shorts  #half-covered in the same handprint paint as her brother  #with green paint all over her hands and a purple handprint very obviously on her ass  #and then there’s york in the edge of the frame with his purple-painted hands raised  #grinning mischievously with a green handprint smacked onto his cheek

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)